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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 02:56
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Loons and Moons
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
How do you fight the push and pull (manipulation) tactic if you want to win him?
No go.
So they tried
Next, they tried...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
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share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Still no good